A magical land of wonder and arse pinching...
A beautiful country to the North of England - vast lakes (lochs), stunning mountains and lush green countryside. Provides the world's best intestine based main courses (haggis) and battered, deep-fried confectionery desserts (Mars). The locals have many quaint customs including the use of facial punching instead of a hand shake. Go there! [p2p type="slug" value="scottish-language"]...
The North of England... where men are still men and cars run on biowhippets. Northern Culture Northern Language Northern Places
Mexico is the the cute warm little country below the USA. It has really cool bullet ridden mud houses. The main import for Mexico is fugitives and main exports are domestic staff and donkeys.