Izzy Kamezego
A short lived chat show host who presented the pilot for the show [p2p type="slug" value="im-a-celibate-get-me-out-of-here"] and was last seen smoking a Camberwell carrot with a man dressed as Father Christmas in biker leathers.
Norton Fffetherbed
Norton Fffetherbed (pronounced Fanbed) had a career was a disaster to eclipse even that of [p2p type="slug" value="izzy-kamezego"]. The host of a late night chat show "Fffetherbed" that was an ill advised combination of the interviewing in bed parts of "The Tube" but with a host who was a cross between a Radio 2 DJ,...
Punchy Drunks
These fall broadly into three sub-categories: Comedy - lurch about swinging wildly and can't hit a thing and can amuse you for hours but if you're a good friend make sure they don't hurt themselves. Professional - can hit really hard and are what Tasers were invented for. aka "twats" or "psycopaths". Literal - they...