An explorer in the same vein as Indiana Jones… in high heels and a skirt. Born in 1831 in the village of [p2p type=”slug” value=”scrabby-buttock”] in Somerset, to [p2p type=”slug” value=”frederic-edgar-clunge”] and Mary Myrtle Martle. He first came to public notice during the Great Gin Drought of the 1850s discovering a gin lake – complete […]
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struttenparker adj.: Someone who revs their convertible sports car ostentatiously during a parking manoeuvre.
omletted: adj: flattened Alternatively: adj.: mixed thoroughly then lightly fried to a crisp golden texture.
Norton Fffetherbed (pronounced Fanbed) had a career was a disaster to eclipse even that of [p2p type=”slug” value=”izzy-kamezego”]. The host of a late night chat show “Fffetherbed” that was an ill advised combination of the interviewing in bed parts of “The Tube” but with a host who was a cross between a Radio 2 DJ, […]
A fine example of one of Mark Kermodes finest here: Pirates of the Caribbean 3
A short lived chat show host who presented the pilot for the show [p2p type=”slug” value=”im-a-celibate-get-me-out-of-here”] and was last seen smoking a Camberwell carrot with a man dressed as Father Christmas in biker leathers.
Don’t be daft the French can’t cook – they don’t even know how a deep frier works. Except for: [p2p type=”slug” value=”duck-a-lorange”] – not to be confused with the British dish [p2p type=”slug” value=”duck-a-la-range”].