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Verukalate [VEH-roo-KAH-late] (v.)

1. To act like Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory. 2. To be a snobby little brat

Scrump (v.) (archaic) Stealing apples from an orchard. New definition: A scratch on a car bumper. Scrumps often cause disproportionate road rage in people who don’t understand how cities work…

Drightseeing (v.) drag race sightseeing – the act of viewing spectacular and culturally rich spectacles as if it were a race.

trumpterfuge (n.): Going to a wildlife park or zoo with the specific intention of hiding the vile smells being produced by your own arse.

See also Gasoflage

gasoflage (n.): Going to a wildlife park or zoo with the specific intention of hiding the vile sounds and smells being emitted from your own arse.

See also Trumpterfuge

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