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An act of public affection interrupted two thirds of the way through when one participant is bitten on the bottom by a small woodland animal.

A unit of measure: 0.66 recurring cubic meters of any substance used by builders.

Billed to the client as a full cubic metre but undersized and generously garnished with:

  • cigarette ends
  • sweet papers
  • used condoms

4 inches claiming to be 6 inches – see shaving mirror.

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