Tag Archives: Units of Measure

Public Funt

An act of public affection interrupted two thirds of the way through when one participant is bitten on the bottom by a small woodland animal.

Scubic Funt

A unit of measure: 0.66 recurring cubic meters of any substance used by builders. Billed to the client as a full cubic metre but undersized and generously garnished with: cigarette ends sweet papers used condoms

Pubic Funt (UOM)

4 inches claiming to be 6 inches Рsee shaving mirror.

Units of Measure

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