Tag Archives: Sex

I’m a Celibate – Get Me Out of Here!

The idea was an extremely promising one with all the usual winning ingredients: Z-list celebrities, a predictable format and a telephone vote. Each week famous celibate celebs would be taken to some temptingly erotic location and titillated until they gave in – last one standing (or unencumbered by furry handcuffs) was the winner. However, the […]

Love Eggs

Well you have to don’t you – they’re just so damned versatile… scrambled, boiled,¬†omeletted.

Shaving Mirror

A special magnifying device used to enhance the male ego when using the toilet.

Spanky Pagoda

Spanky Pagoda noun: A portable tent which allows the wearer to spank the monkey in private without being arrested for indecent exposure.