Don’t be daft the French can’t cook – they don’t even know how a deep frier works.
Except for:
Duck a l'Orange - not to be confused with the British dish Duck a la Range.
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A terrible condition which afflicts anyone whose job involves repeating a breezy greeting or repetitive and insincere offer of assistance to people they really don’t care about. This results in the creation of a whole host of new fictionary words like:
- Jawonanysawses?
- Jalykadrink?
- Pastrywivat?
- Enthintweet?
- Pliskallmibakon (incomprehensible phone number).
- Wojjalyke?
- Kannagajennything?
- Crispynutsothersnaks?
- Galarge?
And the eponymous kanelpyu… diagnosis is relatively straightforward as the questioner is distorting your reply in a similar way so anything vaguely resembling an expected answer will result in the delivery of the correct item. For instance when asked Crispynutsothersnaks? If the reply ”A bucket of pine nuts, please.” results in a “Packet of peanuts” rather than a puzzled look… they are definitely suffering from kanelpyu.
The end result of eating paté which has passed it’s sell by date.
- GAI GOR DON – a deep fried Mars bar accompanied by bagpipes and dancing.
- KAO PAD GUM – a delicious deep fried cow pat garnished with well chewed bubblegum (which should still be warm and moist).
- PED RON – Thai version of a Mexcican dish from the East end of London.
- LAB GAI YANG – A little known character from CSI New York
- PLA YANG BAI THONG – The adjustments women have to make to their underwear.
- GAI YANG TA-KRAI – The moment just before Bambi’s Mum gets killed.
- GOONG PAOW – Any of the movie moments where a bad guy gets blown up.
- GOONG YAI SAUCE MA-KHAM – The bad guy blows up and you get goo on the camera lens.
- CHU-CHI GOONG – The cute bad guy who gets killed last or get’s away.
- GOONG PHAD NAM PRIK-PAOW – You can fill in the blanks on this one, eh?
- PLA TORD SA-MOON PRAI-THAI – Sorry I pasted this in from a Sci-Fi website.
- PAD KHING – An annoying man in eather trousers who has a flat with romantic music and auto dimming lights.
