Posts Tagged ‘Beverages’


Dog Gin & Tonic That’s a finger bowl because of the starter you ordered you idiot…

  • 5 litres of boiling water
  • 1 Jar of Bovril
  • 1 litre of cheap Vodka

PS If anyone out there is insane enough to actually make this thing, can you let me know if it’s any good?

Sangria

on March 7, 2012 in People No Comments »

A wine punch popular in Spain and Portugal.

When made for local people it contains:

  • red wine,
  • chopped or sliced fruit (often orange, apple, and/or peach; occasionally kiwi or banana),
  • a sweetener such as honey or orange juice,
  • a small amount of added brandy, triple sec, or other spirits.
  • carbonated water

When made for irritating British tourists the red wine, orange juice and carbonated water is replaced by urine which saves money and has the advantage of making the punch get more and more alcoholic as it is recycled during the evening.

Bailey’s floating on lager – usually garnished with a fresh cigarrette butt.

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