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	<description>An amusing dictionary of made up people, places, words and phrases.</description>
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		<title>Drunkenness (vb.(tr))</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 21:15:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are five distinct kinds of drunk (click to see definitions): And before anyone else points it out I know there’s a Snow White gag here somewhere… it’ll come to me.]]></description>
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		<title>Aardvark Snurging</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2012 18:18:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The act of sniffing an aardvark’s bicycle saddle.]]></description>
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		<title>Punchy Drunks</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/punchy-drunks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2012 14:58:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[These fall broadly into three sub-categories: Comedy – lurch about swinging wildly and can’t hit a thing and can amuse you for hours but if you’re a good friend make sure they don’t hurt themselves. Professional – can hit really hard and are what Tasers were invented for.  aka “twats” or “psycopaths”. Literal – they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Grumpy Drunks</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/grumpy-drunks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2012 14:15:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, you’ve got me, I put this in because of the 7 dwarves thing and can’t think of a gag… Grumpy drunks… they’re grumpy, don’t invite them to parties…]]></description>
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		<title>Giggly Drunks</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/giggly-drunks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 14:08:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Prone to laughing at absolutely nothing until their eyes look just as red as .]]></description>
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		<title>Sleepy Drunks</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/sleepy-drunks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2012 13:58:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Very cute when they fall asleep, mildly annoying when they snore, yucky when they dribble in your crotch.]]></description>
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		<title>Cuddly Drunks</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/cuddly-drunks/</link>
		<comments>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/cuddly-drunks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2012 13:57:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Depending on your mood and their attractiveness they can be great fun or a total liability. If attractiveness is the deciding factor – have more punch! If your mood is the deciding facor and you are any of the other types – apart from – drink more punch! Highly likely to become with the rapidity [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blubby Drunks</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/blubby-drunks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2012 13:50:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Blubby Drunks careen around your party all evening crying and talking in that strange way where all the words run together until abruptly swinging into one of the other drunk types when they aren’t getting enough attention. Don’t let them near the punch – unless it’s our very own – because they’ll cry and snot [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Insecurity</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/insecurity/</link>
		<comments>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/insecurity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 13:35:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RosieB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you can give someone a false sense of security – can you give them a genuine sense of insecurity?]]></description>
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		<title>The Pencil Test</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/the-pencil-test/</link>
		<comments>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/the-pencil-test/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2012 12:35:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RosieB</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Organisations]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a simple test to find out if the company you’re working for is in grave difficulties. Order a pencil (or the smallest number of pencils you are allowed to order). If they tell you to go to the stationary cupboard and it’s unlocked everything is fine. If they tell you to go to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spanky Pagoda</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/spanky-pagoda/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2012 12:21:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RosieB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Spanky Pagoda (n.) a portable tent which allows the wearer to spank the monkey in private.]]></description>
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