Stupid File

A text file containing the verbal fumbling, tongue trips and gaffes of friends and colleagues for example:

  • Dilated pupils are a completely subconscious sign of sexual attraction – that’s why restaurants are lit by dark candles.
  • They get a big leather book and chalk it in with a quill pen.
  • We went into an antique shop looking for a baby grand rocking clock. (An amazingly messed up attempt to say “grandmother clock”)