Arguably a very plain looking bird which more than makes up for its humdrum appearance with some spectacularly unusual behaviour.
- Drinking Habits: Fond of bird baths but only if filled with Thatchers Cider.
- Eating Habits: An exclusive diet of earthworms which it brings to the surface by headbutting the lawn – usually after drinking a bird bath of Thatchers Cider
- Warning Call (Pirates): Arrrr Arrrr Arrrr
- Tentative Agreement: Ah Ah
- Vigorous Agreement Call: Oarrrr Oarrrr Oarrrr

