These fall broadly into three sub-categories:
- Comedy – lurch about swinging wildly and can’t hit a thing and can amuse you for hours but if you’re a good friend make sure they don’t hurt themselves.
- Professional – can hit really hard and are what Tasers were invented for. aka “twats” or “psycopaths”.
- Literal – they are called “punchy drunks” because they drink all the damn punch… you might want to Scotchgard your carpet.
