Countries

Light hearted satirical stereotyping only, people!


PCMCIA

Stands for “People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms”.


Oop_North

The North of England… where men are still men and cars run on biowhippets. Northern Culture Northern Language Northern Places


Omeletted

omletted: adj: flattened Alternatively: adj.: mixed thoroughly then lightly fried to a crisp golden texture.


Norton Fffetherbed

Norton Fffetherbed (pronounced Fanbed) had a career was a disaster to eclipse even that of . The host of a late night chat show “Fffetherbed” that was an ill advised combination of the interviewing in bed parts of “The Tube” but with a host who was a cross between a Radio 2 DJ, a virus […]


Kermodian style rant

A fine example of one of Mark Kermodes finest here: Pirates of the Caribbean 3


Izzy Kamezego

A short lived chat show host who presented the pilot for the show and was last seen smoking a Camberwell carrot with a man dressed as Father Christmas in biker leathers.


Italy

A magical land of wonder and arse pinching…


Spanky Pagoda

Spanky Pagoda noun: A portable tent which allows the wearer to spank the monkey in private without being arrested for indecent exposure.


Twoderful

wonderful => twoderful


Hugs

WARNING: Those expecting only flippancy and fun – read no furtherther. I am quite drunk while writing this – hence the spelling mistake on the previous line… In my opinion accepted hugs are where it’s at… Any decent book on body language will tell you we all have spacial zones based on our vulnerability and, […]


Homefully

adverb. Wishing to be home so badly that you say “home” alot then accidentally say “homefully” instead of “hopefully”.


Germany

Tricky one this, a minefield of sensitive stereotypes and historical baggage. Oh shit – I said minefield…


French Cuisine

Don’t be daft the French can’t cook – they don’t even know how a deep frier works. Except for: – not to be confused with the British dish .