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Norton Fffetherbed (pronounced Fanbed) had a career was a disaster to eclipse even that of Izzy Kamezego. The host of a late night chat show “Fffetherbed” that was an ill advised combination of the interviewing in bed parts of “The Tube” but with a host who was a cross between a Radio 2 DJ, a virus which transmits the essence of spliff to anyone within two hundred yards and an octopus on heat. The series lasted longer than I'm a Celibate - Get Me Out of Here! but was infinitely more damaging to the participants. Week after week for the six week run the B-Listers queued up to look like Oliver Reed on acid and moved rapidly from B-List to Z-list in a series of trouser dropping, glass smashing, Cucumber Trumpeting, Aardvark Snurging travesties which was never broadcast (other than a set of pirate DVDs currently changing hands for very large sums of money).