<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>WikiFictionary &#187; People</title>
	<atom:link href="http://wikifictionary.co.uk/category/people/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk</link>
	<description>An amusing dictionary of made up people, places, words and phrases.</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 21:31:26 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1</generator>
		<item>
		<title>Donkeymail (n. or vb.(tr))</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/donkeymail/</link>
		<comments>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/donkeymail/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 21:31:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nouns]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://wikifictionary.co.uk/?p=293</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[noun: A specialised sub-genre of blackmail where the blackmailer obtains or fakes pictures of the victim in compromising position with a donkey, pony or sheep. alt: a slightly slower, yet much more reliable form of message based communication.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/donkeymail/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Bullshit Bingo: Old People</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/bullshit-bingo-old-people/</link>
		<comments>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/bullshit-bingo-old-people/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 21:29:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Games]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://wikifictionary.co.uk/?p=764</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[For rules of play and other versions click . You will notice there are fewer to choose from than the other versions making this the hardest version… I got you two for wash ‘n’ wear…  I’ve bought you two hideous bath mats. Are you all alright?  I want to talk about medical procedures and recent deaths. [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/bullshit-bingo-old-people/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Drunkenness (vb.(tr))</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/drunkenness/</link>
		<comments>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/drunkenness/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 21:15:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Behaviour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Drink]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://wikifictionary.co.uk/?p=255</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There are five distinct kinds of drunk (click to see definitions): And before anyone else points it out I know there’s a Snow White gag here somewhere… it’ll come to me.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/drunkenness/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Thai Food</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/thai-food/</link>
		<comments>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/thai-food/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 21:12:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Countries]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://wikifictionary.co.uk/?p=419</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[GAI GOR DON – a deep fried Mars bar accompanied by bagpipes and dancing. KAO PAD GUM – a delicious deep fried cow pat garnished with well chewed bubblegum (which should still be warm and moist). PED RON – Thai version of a Mexcican dish from the East end of London. LAB GAI YANG – [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/thai-food/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Sorry &#8217;bout that&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/sorry-bout-that/</link>
		<comments>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/sorry-bout-that/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 18:52:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Signs]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://wikifictionary.co.uk/?p=625</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/sorry-bout-that/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Aardvark Snurging</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/aardvark-snurging/</link>
		<comments>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/aardvark-snurging/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2012 18:18:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Behaviour]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://wikifictionary.co.uk/?p=518</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The act of sniffing an aardvark’s bicycle saddle.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/aardvark-snurging/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Timothy Clunge-Martle</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/timothy-clunge-martle/</link>
		<comments>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/timothy-clunge-martle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2012 17:50:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Famous]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://wikifictionary.co.uk/?p=422</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[An explorer in the same vein as Indiana Jones… in high heels and a skirt. Born in 1831 in the village of in Somerset, to and Mary Myrtle Martle. He first came to public notice during the Great Gin Drought of the 1850s discovering a gin lake – complete with juniper bushes – in Guatemala. [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/timothy-clunge-martle/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>struttenparker</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/struttenparker/</link>
		<comments>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/struttenparker/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 17:49:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nouns]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://wikifictionary.co.uk/?p=412</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[struttenparker adj.: Someone who revs their convertible sports car ostentatiously during a parking manoeuvre.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/struttenparker/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Omeletted</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/omeletted/</link>
		<comments>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/omeletted/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 17:04:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Adjective]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://wikifictionary.co.uk/?p=373</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[omletted: adj: flattened Alternatively: adj.: mixed thoroughly then lightly fried to a crisp golden texture.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/omeletted/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Norton Fffetherbed</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/norton-fffetherbed/</link>
		<comments>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/norton-fffetherbed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 17:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Famous]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://wikifictionary.co.uk/?p=370</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Norton Fffetherbed (pronounced Fanbed) had a career was a disaster to eclipse even that of . The host of a late night chat show “Fffetherbed” that was an ill advised combination of the interviewing in bed parts of “The Tube” but with a host who was a cross between a Radio 2 DJ, a virus [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/norton-fffetherbed/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Kermodian style rant</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/kermodian-style-rant/</link>
		<comments>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/kermodian-style-rant/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2012 16:51:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Neologism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Phrases]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://wikifictionary.co.uk/?p=349</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A fine example of one of Mark Kermodes finest here: Pirates of the Caribbean 3]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/kermodian-style-rant/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Izzy Kamezego</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/izzy-kamezego/</link>
		<comments>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/izzy-kamezego/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2012 16:47:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Famous]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://wikifictionary.co.uk/?p=346</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A short lived chat show host who presented the pilot for the show and was last seen smoking a Camberwell carrot with a man dressed as Father Christmas in biker leathers.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/izzy-kamezego/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>French Cuisine</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/french-cuisine/</link>
		<comments>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/french-cuisine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2012 15:33:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://wikifictionary.co.uk/?p=317</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Don’t be daft the French can’t cook – they don’t even know how a deep frier works. Except for: - not to be confused with the British dish .]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/french-cuisine/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Frederic Edgar Clunge</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/frederic-edgar-clunge/</link>
		<comments>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/frederic-edgar-clunge/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2012 15:06:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Parents]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://wikifictionary.co.uk/?p=315</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Even though the taming and training of goldfish is a very rare skill it really doesn’t pay well. It’s also quite tricky convincing customers that the fish swam through the castle because you signalled it to do so with a series of coded blinks through the side of the tank. He married Mary Myrtle Martle [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/frederic-edgar-clunge/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Fiona Farbetwain</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/fiona-farbetwain/</link>
		<comments>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/fiona-farbetwain/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 14:43:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://wikifictionary.co.uk/?p=309</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Fiona Farbetwain was a Post Mistress in the Outer Hebrides. She came to fame after the sinking of the boat normally used to deliver the post by coming up with the novel solution of wading from one island to the next on stilts.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/fiona-farbetwain/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>I&#8217;m a Celibate &#8211; Get Me Out of Here!</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/im-a-celibate-get-me-out-of-here/</link>
		<comments>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/im-a-celibate-get-me-out-of-here/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2012 14:05:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sex]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://wikifictionary.co.uk/?p=272</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The idea was an extremely promising one with all the usual winning ingredients: Z-list celebrities, a predictable format and a telephone vote. Each week famous celibate celebs would be taken to some temptingly erotic location and titillated until they gave in – last one standing (or unencumbered by furry handcuffs) was the winner. However, the [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/im-a-celibate-get-me-out-of-here/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Punchy Drunks</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/punchy-drunks/</link>
		<comments>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/punchy-drunks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Mar 2012 14:58:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Behaviour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Drink]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://wikifictionary.co.uk/?p=251</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[These fall broadly into three sub-categories: Comedy – lurch about swinging wildly and can’t hit a thing and can amuse you for hours but if you’re a good friend make sure they don’t hurt themselves. Professional – can hit really hard and are what Tasers were invented for.  aka “twats” or “psycopaths”. Literal – they [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/punchy-drunks/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Kanelpyu (n.)</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/kanelpyu-n/</link>
		<comments>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/kanelpyu-n/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2012 14:32:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fictionary Dictionary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Organisations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Snacks]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://wikifictionary.co.uk/?p=940</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A terrible condition which afflicts anyone whose job involves repeating a breezy greeting or repetitive and insincere offer of assistance to people they really don’t care about.  This results in the creation of a whole host of new fictionary words like: Jawonanysawses? Jalykadrink? Pastrywivat? Enthintweet? Pliskallmibakon (incomprehensible phone number). Wojjalyke? Kannagajennything? Crispynutsothersnaks? Galarge? And the [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/kanelpyu-n/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Grumpy Drunks</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/grumpy-drunks/</link>
		<comments>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/grumpy-drunks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2012 14:15:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Behaviour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Drink]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://wikifictionary.co.uk/?p=245</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ok, you’ve got me, I put this in because of the 7 dwarves thing and can’t think of a gag… Grumpy drunks… they’re grumpy, don’t invite them to parties…]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/grumpy-drunks/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>shaté (n.)</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/shate-n/</link>
		<comments>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/shate-n/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 14:14:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fictionary Dictionary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://wikifictionary.co.uk/?p=935</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The end result of eating paté which has passed it’s sell by date.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/shate-n/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Giggly Drunks</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/giggly-drunks/</link>
		<comments>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/giggly-drunks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2012 14:08:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Behaviour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Drink]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://wikifictionary.co.uk/?p=239</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Prone to laughing at absolutely nothing until their eyes look just as red as .]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/giggly-drunks/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Sleepy Drunks</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/sleepy-drunks/</link>
		<comments>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/sleepy-drunks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2012 13:58:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Behaviour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Drink]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://wikifictionary.co.uk/?p=237</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Very cute when they fall asleep, mildly annoying when they snore, yucky when they dribble in your crotch.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/sleepy-drunks/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Cuddly Drunks</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/cuddly-drunks/</link>
		<comments>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/cuddly-drunks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2012 13:57:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Behaviour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Drink]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://wikifictionary.co.uk/?p=235</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Depending on your mood and their attractiveness they can be great fun or a total liability. If attractiveness is the deciding factor – have more punch! If your mood is the deciding facor and you are any of the other types – apart from – drink more punch! Highly likely to become with the rapidity [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/cuddly-drunks/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Cucumber Trumpeting</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/cucumber-trumpeting/</link>
		<comments>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/cucumber-trumpeting/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2012 13:50:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Activities]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hobbies]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://wikifictionary.co.uk/?p=231</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The act of Cucumber Trumpeting involves hollowing out the fruit and, by adding the appropriate holes, playing it like a trumpet.  Honestly this sounds more like a flute or penny whistle to me, but I just have to go with the reasearch and trumpeting appears, at present, to be the popular term for this activity. [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/cucumber-trumpeting/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Blubby Drunks</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/blubby-drunks/</link>
		<comments>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/blubby-drunks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2012 13:50:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chasman</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Behaviour]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Drink]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://wikifictionary.co.uk/?p=218</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Blubby Drunks careen around your party all evening crying and talking in that strange way where all the words run together until abruptly swinging into one of the other drunk types when they aren’t getting enough attention. Don’t let them near the punch – unless it’s our very own – because they’ll cry and snot [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/blubby-drunks/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

