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	<title>WikiFictionary &#187; Fictionary Dictionary</title>
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	<description>An amusing dictionary of made up people, places, words and phrases.</description>
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		<title>fnoise (n.)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 17:09:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[bing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ding]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[noise pollution]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[ping]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Any bing, ding, ping, ring, zing or vibration made by modern electronic devices to disturb your peace and tranquility.  You can probably guess what the &#8220;f&#8221; stands for &#8211; and enoise had already been taken when I Googled it!  I am starting a campaign for a &#8220;No FNoise Day&#8221;&#8230; leave a comment here if you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PCMCIA</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/pcmcia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 14:48:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stands for &#8220;People Can&#8217;t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms&#8221;. Share this on Facebook Tweet This! Post this to MySpace Share this on del.icio.us Email this via Gmail Ping this on Ping.fm Post this to Posterous Submit this to Strands Share this on Tumblr Share this on Bebo Blog this on Blogger Share this on LinkedIn Subscribe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Twoderful</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/twoderful/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2010 14:15:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Inflationary]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[wonderful =&#62; twoderful Share this on Facebook Tweet This! Post this to MySpace Share this on del.icio.us Email this via Gmail Ping this on Ping.fm Post this to Posterous Submit this to Strands Share this on Tumblr Share this on Bebo Blog this on Blogger Share this on LinkedIn Subscribe to the comments for this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hugs</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/hugs/</link>
		<comments>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/hugs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 14:14:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Redefined]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[WARNING: Those expecting only flippancy and fun &#8211; read no furtherther. I am quite drunk while writing this &#8211; hence the spelling mistake on the previous line&#8230; In my opinion accepted hugs are where it&#8217;s at&#8230; Any decent book on body language will tell you we all have spacial zones based on our vulnerability and, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Homefully</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/homefully/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:08:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Freudian]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[adverb. Wishing to be home so badly that you say &#8220;home&#8221; alot then accidentally say &#8220;homefully&#8221; instead of &#8220;hopefully&#8221;. Share this on Facebook Tweet This! Post this to MySpace Share this on del.icio.us Email this via Gmail Ping this on Ping.fm Post this to Posterous Submit this to Strands Share this on Tumblr Share this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>FDS</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/fds-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 19:26:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fact Deletion Syndrome &#8211; The uncanny ability of a newspaper to delete all relevant information from a news story. // < ![CDATA[// // < ![CDATA[// Share this on Facebook Tweet This! Post this to MySpace Share this on del.icio.us Email this via Gmail Ping this on Ping.fm Post this to Posterous Submit this to Strands [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kanelpyu (n.)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Organisations]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Snacks]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A terrible condition which afflicts anyone whose job involves repeating a breezy greeting or repetitive and insincere offer of assistance to people they really don&#8217;t care about.  This results in the creation of a whole host of new fictionary words like: Jawonanysawses? Jalykadrink? Pastrywivat? Enthintweet? Pliskallmibakon (incomprehensible phone number). Wojjalyke? Kannagajennything? Crispynutsothersnaks? Galarge? And the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>shaté (n.)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 22:53:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The end result of eating paté which has passed it&#8217;s sell by date. Share this on Facebook Tweet This! Post this to MySpace Share this on del.icio.us Email this via Gmail Ping this on Ping.fm Post this to Posterous Submit this to Strands Share this on Tumblr Share this on Bebo Blog this on Blogger [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ANNY</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 13:41:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Analyst Needs New Yacht &#8211; someone is padding the task with impressive presentations and protestations of complexity &#8211; do some more weeding. Share this on Facebook Tweet This! Post this to MySpace Share this on del.icio.us Email this via Gmail Ping this on Ping.fm Post this to Posterous Submit this to Strands Share this on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>bialance (n.)</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/balance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 13:41:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[bialance (n) :  A combination of bias and balance.  A media technique which appears to add objectivity to an item but actually allows the creator to twist the result to their preferred outcome. Technique 1: Ask a person you disagree with to come onto the program to &#8220;express their viewpoint&#8221; or &#8220;set the record straight&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>boozeburn (n.)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 12:30:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Booze]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Drunkenness]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[That unmistakable all year round ruddiness of the raging alcoholic. Share this on Facebook Tweet This! Post this to MySpace Share this on del.icio.us Email this via Gmail Ping this on Ping.fm Post this to Posterous Submit this to Strands Share this on Tumblr Share this on Bebo Blog this on Blogger Share this on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>thirdwit (n.)</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/thirdwit-n/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 12:30:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The perfect term for those moments when you meet someone so idiotic that halfwit just won&#8217;t do and quarterwit seems too harsh&#8230; Share this on Facebook Tweet This! Post this to MySpace Share this on del.icio.us Email this via Gmail Ping this on Ping.fm Post this to Posterous Submit this to Strands Share this on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Verukalate</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/verukalate/</link>
		<comments>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/verukalate/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 14:32:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RosieB</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Verbs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Verukalate [VEH-roo-KAH-late] (v.) 1. To act like Veruca Salt from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory. 2. To be a snobby little brat Share this on Facebook Tweet This! Post this to MySpace Share this on del.icio.us Email this via Gmail Ping this on Ping.fm Post this to Posterous Submit this to Strands Share this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scrump</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/scrump/</link>
		<comments>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/scrump/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 14:28:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RosieB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scrump (v.) (archaic) Stealing apples from an orchard. New definition: A scratch on a car bumper. Scrumps often cause disproportionate road rage in people who don&#8217;t understand how cities work&#8230; Share this on Facebook Tweet This! Post this to MySpace Share this on del.icio.us Email this via Gmail Ping this on Ping.fm Post this to Posterous [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Drightseeing</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/drightseeing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 14:24:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RosieB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Drightseeing (v.) drag race sightseeing &#8211; the act of viewing spectacular and culturally rich spectacles as if it were a race. Share this on Facebook Tweet This! Post this to MySpace Share this on del.icio.us Email this via Gmail Ping this on Ping.fm Post this to Posterous Submit this to Strands Share this on Tumblr [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Public Funt</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/public-funt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 14:23:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RosieB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An act of public affection interrupted two thirds of the way through when one participant is bitten on the bottom by a small woodland animal. Share this on Facebook Tweet This! Post this to MySpace Share this on del.icio.us Email this via Gmail Ping this on Ping.fm Post this to Posterous Submit this to Strands [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scubic Funt</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/scubic-funt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 14:23:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RosieB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A unit of measure: 0.66 recurring cubic meters of any substance used by builders. Billed to the client as a full cubic metre but undersized and generously garnished with: cigarette ends sweet papers used condoms Share this on Facebook Tweet This! Post this to MySpace Share this on del.icio.us Email this via Gmail Ping this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Somerset Gun Badger</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 14:22:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RosieB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nature and evolution at their best. Rumours of the extermination campaign for eradicating TB have triggered a response. Armed with a variety of confiscated weaponry but much preferring a sawn off shotgun. As you can see from the image it has reached such epidemic proportions the authorities have been forced to erect warning signs. Pest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>appley (adj.)</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/appley-adj/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 14:22:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Used to describe any gadget guaranteed to divide opinion into three distinct camps&#8230; Camp 1: It is unmitigated genius the likes of which have never before been seen upon the face of the Earth and for which we should give daily thanks as its mere appearance is like the tears of an angel being cried [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beer function</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/beer-function/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 12:32:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RosieB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[beer( target string, your_xp(NOVICE, VETERAN, GURU), helper_xp(NOVICE, VETERAN,GURU) ) return result string; string &#8211; the code you cocked up. your_xp &#8211; your experience level. helper_xp &#8211; experience level of the guy who found the mistake. This function calculates the number of beers you owe the person who found your mistake. NB The algorithm is a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rap Function</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/rap-function/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 12:27:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RosieB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[rap( target string, count number, substitution boolean ) return result string; string1 &#8211; the string to be modified. count &#8211; the number of adulterations to be applied (default 5, recommend &#60; 10) substitution &#8211; a boolean flag which controls whether the algorithm can add, remove or change words to improve the rhyming of the result. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stupid File</title>
		<link>http://wikifictionary.co.uk/stupid-file/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 12:20:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RosieB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A text file containing the verbal fumbling, tongue trips and gaffes of friends and colleagues for example: Dilated pupils are a completely subconscious sign of sexual attraction &#8211; that&#8217;s why restaurants are lit by dark candles. They get a big leather book and chalk it in with a quill pen. We went into an antique shop looking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hedge Magnet</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jan 2010 12:14:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RosieB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A hidden device which causes drunken people or people trying to learn to ride a bike after the age of 30 (sorry Babe) to fall into hedges at random. Share this on Facebook Tweet This! Post this to MySpace Share this on del.icio.us Email this via Gmail Ping this on Ping.fm Post this to Posterous [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Eye Snot</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 12:05:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RosieB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That mysterious dirt you find stuck to the inside of your glasses even though you haven&#8217;t touched them. Share this on Facebook Tweet This! Post this to MySpace Share this on del.icio.us Email this via Gmail Ping this on Ping.fm Post this to Posterous Submit this to Strands Share this on Tumblr Share this on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ballistic Teddy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 12:04:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RosieB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A phrase used to describe an incident where someone has become very, very upset or frustrated and thrown their toys from the pram at lethal speed.  A good friend of mine manufactured a clear plastic enclosure attached to a pillar near his desk &#8211; inside was a miniature teddy bear.  Clearly marked on the fron [...]]]></description>
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