For rules of play and other versions click Bullshit Bingo: The Rules.
You will notice there are fewer to choose from than the other versions making this the hardest version…
- I got you two for wash ‘n’ wear… I’ve bought you two hideous bath mats.
- Are you all alright? I want to talk about medical procedures and recent deaths.
- That was alright. It’s rubbish but I’m to polite to say so.
- We’ve all got to have a look forward. Crikey I’m still alive.
- Pardon? I’m not wearing my hearing aids.
- Have you seen my hearing aids? I’m not wearing my glasses either.
- Eh? When I put my glasses on I accidentally turned off my hearing aid.
- My joints really ache today. Can you cook my lunch?
- This pork crackling is really hard. Can you chew my lunch?
- The dietition said I need to use portion control. Look, just eat the damn thing, I’m off for a nap.
