Ballistic Teddy

RosieB on January 28, 2010 in Fictionary Dictionary

A phrase used to describe an incident where someone has become very, very upset or frustrated and thrown their toys from the pram at lethal speed.  A good friend of mine manufactured a clear plastic enclosure attached to a pillar near his desk – inside was a miniature teddy bear.  Clearly marked on the fron were these words:

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY – REMOVE CONTENTS AND THROW!

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