Monthly Archives: May 2015

French

I was going to get this page written by a genuine French person… but she went on strike and blocked my drive with her car.

Fiona Farbetwain

Fiona Farbetwain was a Post Mistress in the Outer Hebrides. She came to fame after the sinking of the boat normally used to deliver the post by coming up with the novel solution of wading from one island to the next on stilts.

FDS

Fact Deletion Syndrome – The uncanny ability of a newspaper to delete all relevant information from a news story.